Wanderhome by Jay Dragon

It’s impossible to be involved in indie tabletop gaming circles these days and remain ignorant of Jay Dragon’s bestselling pastoral fantasy game Wanderhome, which was recently nominated for a Nebula Award. Unusually for a 100+ page tabletop roleplaying game, it has zero combat rules or stats, and almost actively discourages that kind of physical conflict. So it’s perfect for groups that want to emphasize the cozy storytelling aspects of roleplaying, almost an Animal Crossing-type antidote to all the hack and slash fighting games out there.

The sourcebook consists primarily of Playbooks, where you choose an archetype to further flesh out into your unique character; Traits, which help you with that process of fleshing; Natures which help you build the location your characters are either currently in or shortly wandering into, and a Calendar to spark events and further story hooks. As with many sourcebooks, it can feel terrifically vague as to how the game is actually supposed to go until you get a chance to sit down and play it, preferably with people who have an idea of what they’re doing from previous experience.

And so I signed up with what I soon learned to be a table of fellow seasoned other-game Game Masters who were just as intrigued as I was with this concept, tho they each had at least a little more exposure than I had to Wanderhome. We didn’t have a guide (as the game calls its optional GMs) per se for our session — tho shout-out to Curtis for taking the most initiative! — but were all experienced enough with collaborative storytelling to attempt to share the load and build the world and adventures equally. Which, I must say, is actually pretty tiring! Building things out of whole cloth, even with the help of the sourcebook, while actively working to navigate new relationships with people over a voice-only game, is mentally draining tho ultimately worthwhile.

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Black City by Boris Akunin

A rare blunder by Erast Fandorin, Imperial Russia’s foremost detective, puts him on the trail of an assassin and revolutionary in the summer of 1914, a trail that leads to Baku, oil-spattered boomtown and possible crucible of a plot against the very order that Fandorin upholds. The city itself is a bubbling pool of money, violence and corruption, and even Fandorin must tread carefully and watch for treachery everywhere. Indeed, he is attacked the moment he steps off the train from Tiflis (present-day Tbilisi) and is lucky to escape with his life. Someone with the access to the innermost communications of the tsarist regime wants him dead.

Black City by Boris Akunin

To make matters more complicated, Fandorin’s wife Eliza — whom he married at the end of All the World’s a Stage — is now one of Russia’s greatest movie stars, and she is filming an extravaganza in Baku. More than a few bandits or political factions would like to make a splash, or at least a huge sum of money, by disrupting filming and kidnapping the famous actress. To make matters even more complicated, three years of matrimony have revealed to Fandorin that the two of them are incompatible, and he wants nothing more from her than an honorable way out. Nevertheless, he must play the role of a devoted husband — and in the Caucasus of 1914 that may also mean the threatening role of a jealous husband.

Just days after Fandorin’s arrival in Baku the telegraph brings news that the heir to the throne of Austria-Hungary has been assassinated in Sarajevo. Readers, but not the novel’s characters, know that the clock is ticking down to the outbreak of the First World War, a war that will bring down everything that Fandorin has spent his career propping up.

The mysteries multiply, and plots thicken. Armenians and Azeris carry out vendettas, strikers organize against oppressive oil magnates, entrepreneurs try to protect their millions by buying off bandits and putting spanners in their rivals’ works, the Russian government tries to maintain a semblance of order while remaining resolutely on the take. It’s a potentially head-spinning whirlpool of scum and villainy, but Akunin carries readers along with aplomb. The pace never flags, as Fandorin lurches from breakthrough to setback, losing allies and gaining assistance from unexpected quarters. His prey remains elusive and capable of counterattack, to say nothing of the ordinary hazards of being a visible and wealthy outsider in Baku.

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The Man Who Walked Through Walls by Marcel Aymé

I wish I could remember who recommended The Man Who Walked Through Walls to me, I owe them a great big thank you. It’s a book I would never have found on my own, and I was completely charmed. The Man Who Walked Through Walls was originally published in French in 1943, reprinting stories that first appeared in magazines between 1938 and 1943. This English translation by Sophie Wells came out in 2012. (I would have liked for the book to list the stories’ original titles and dates of publication.) It collects ten tales by Marcel Aymé, who grew up the son of a smith and only turned to writing after working as an insurance representative, mason, banker and painter, among other occupations. In fiction, his breakthrough came with The Green Mare, which I have not read but which the front matter of this book characterizes as “a dark satire on sexuality published in 1933.” Beginning in the mid-1930s he also had considerable commercial success writing for the cinema.

The Man Who Walked Through Walls by Marcel Aymé

Every story in The Man Who Walked Through Walls has some kind of fantastic element that Aymé then develops in unexpected directions, or sometimes in expected directions but with droll and biting humor about human folly. The fantastic element in the title story (“Le Passe-muraille,” 1943) is obvious enough, and Aymé so matter-of-factly describes how “a gentleman called Dutilleul” discovered his ability that the reader accepts it without question. The ability disturbs him so he goes to see a doctor, who

was soon persuaded that Dutilleul was telling the truth and, following a full examination, located the cause of the problem in a helicoid hardening of the strangulary wall in the thyroid gland. He prescribed sustained over-exertion and a twice-yearly does of one powdered tetravalent pirette pill, a mixture of rice flour and centaur hormones.
Having taken the first pill, Dutilleul put the medicine away in a drawer and forgot about it. As for the intensive over-exertion, as a civil servant his rate of work was governed by practices that permitted no excess, nor did his leisure time, divided between reading the newspapers and tending his stamp collection, involve him in any excessive expenditure of energy either. (p. 10)

Centaur hormones! Not that there is any further reference to centaurs or any hint that this is a France in which centaurs roam freely, apart from occasionally giving their hormones to medical science. Dutilleul is not tempted to put his ability to use until something happens at the Ministry of Records that quite upends his world. He receives a new boss, one who

intended to introduce reforms of considerable scope … For twenty years now, Dutilleul had commenced his official letters with the following formula: “With reference to your esteemed communication of the nth of this month and, for the record, to all previous exchange of letters, I have the honour to inform you that…” A forumula for which Monsieur Lécuyer intended to substitute another, much more American in tone: “In reply to your letter of n, I inform you that …” (p. 11)

Quelle horreur. With that, Dutilleul’s inhibitions are broken and he starts to use his wall-walking abilities, first to harass his upstart boss, and then to embark on a life of crime and lasciviousness. The ending is unfortunate and unexpected.

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Ethan of Athos by Lois McMaster Bujold

For reasons not detailed within the novel, the planet Athos is settled exclusively by men. It’s a backwater, isolated by choice and religious conviction. Converts are few, visitors prohibited, and travel off-planet essentially nil. The rest of spacefaring humanity seems to regard them as quaint but harmless oddballs.

Ethan of Athos by Lois McMaster Bujold

The men of Athos have mastered the technology of artificial wombs, and of course they have sufficient genetic technology to only create male embryos, but they are still dependent on cultures of ovarian cells. In the two hundred or so years since Athos was settled, these cultures have started to degrade. Scientists on Athos determined that the rate of decay is increasing and will reach a crisis in the near future. As the novel opens, they have bought replacement lines from one of interstellar society’s centers of genetic expertise. Unfortunately, something has gone wrong along the way, and the delivery that reaches Athos is cellular junk.

Athos has no choice but to send an emissary into the outside worlds. They choose Dr. Ethan Urquhart, chief of biology at one of the planet’s reproductive centers. He’s smart, and resourceful by local standards, but isolation from half of humanity has left him almost comically unprepared for a mission that will turn out to be much more than some commercial acquisition. Athosian society comes across as Calvin’s “Girls Are Icky” Club writ large, and its supposedly wise councils like a bunch of bickering old maids.

[Ethan] found himself looking suddenly, on screen, at two of the strangest faces he had ever seen.
Beardless, like men without sons, or boys, but devoid of a boy’s bloom of youth. Pale soft faces, thin-boned, yet lined and time-scored; the engineer’s hair was nearly white. The other was thick-bodied, lumpy in a pale blue lab smock.
Ethan trembled, waiting for the insanity to strike him from their level, medusan gazes. Nothing happened. After a moment, he unclutched the desk edge. Perhaps the madness that possessed galactic men, slaves to these creatures, was something only transmitted in the flesh. Some incalculable telepathic aura? Bravely, he raised his eyes again to the figures in the screen.
So. That was a woman—two women in fact. He sought his own reaction; to his immense relief, he seemed to be profoundly unaffected. Indifference, even mild revulsion. The Sink of Sin did not appear to be draining his soul to perdition on sight, always presuming he had a soul. (p. 14)

Bujold is having one on about male supremacists, a laugh at the religiously driven misogyny that tends toward the cruel and the vile rather than toward the harmlessly dotty. Anyway, Ethan of Athos is a novel of intrigue, action and adventure rather than of theology and sociology, so Bujold does not dwell on these points. Instead, she sends Ethan off to Kline Station, a sprawling artificial habitat at a nexus of interstellar travel routes. Then, through bumbling on Ethan’s part she places him in the capable hands of Elli Quinn, an officer in the Dendarii Mercenary Fleet, a native of Kline Station, and the link to the larger Vorkosigan Saga.

At first, Quinn is willing to help him to uphold Kline’s reputation for aiding travelers, but they soon discover links between Ethan’s mission and her own undercover reasons for visiting Kline. Sending genetic junk to Athos wasn’t just a mistake or greedy maliciousness, but a deliberate act of sabotage. Ethan and Quinn have to race to find out which of several possible suspect factions cares so much about Athos’ genetic material before those factions can eliminate the Athosian emissary with extreme prejudice.

The action and reversals come fast and furious, and the book’s good fun to read. Bujold brings it all home in fewer than 250 pages, a size nearly lost in contemporary science fiction but just right for an afternoon of reading. Keep the popcorn handy, sit back, watch the heroes overcome the odds and grow a bit in the process.

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The Soul Stealer by Graham Masterton

Horror with a distinct 1970s/1980s vibe is definitely having a resurgence, as recent novels such as John Darnielle’s Devil House and Simon Jacobs’ String Follow have shown. And who better to ride this wave than one of the luminaries of the scene himself, Graham Masterton, whose prolific, prize-winning career began in 1976 with The Manitou, a tale of body horror featuring his take on the Native American spirit of legend.

Fast forward nearly fifty years, and Mr Masterton has returned to his beginnings with The Soul Stealer, based this time on Tongva/Chumash mythology and beliefs. Set in present-day Los Angeles, the plot revolves around Trinity Fox, a 23 year-old house cleaner whose old high school friend Margo Shapiro calls her, desperate to meet. Trin agrees, but when she arrives at the agreed upon bar, finds that someone has followed Margo into the ladies’ room and lit her on fire.

The bar owner immediately calls his old friend, disgraced former police detective Nemo Frisby, to come in on standby just in case the bar might be considered at liability. Thus both Nemo and Trin are stunned when, far too quickly, Margo’s case is closed as a suicide. Nemo and Trin join forces to shake some trees in an effort to discover what really happened to Margo, only to have Internal Affairs show up to tell them to back off. The only real clue the duo has left is the fact that Margo attended some Hollywood parties that, after dazzling her at first, wound up really shaking her to the core.

Meanwhile, young Zuzana is a waitress with dreams of stardom and the reality of an abusive live-in boyfriend. When a Hollywood hot shot offers to take her to a party where she’ll get to mingle with some of the movie industry’s most powerful people, she doesn’t hesitate, despite Rod’s violent objections. But is she in for a whole lot more than she bargained for when her glittering dream of Hollywood turns into a nightmare of perversity?

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Star & Stripe 1: Grand Opening! by M. J. Offen and Ruth Bennett

Star and Stripe are bovine siblings with a dream: to open a restaurant serving grassburgers just like their Mama’s. While the brother and sister are best friends, they constantly disagree over the direction they want their restaurant to take. Unsurprisingly, things tend to go wrong when they butt heads. When they hold hooves and move forward together, however, they find that they both thrive.

In the course of opening up their restaurant, the siblings learn a lot about negotiation and compromise, and how blind stubbornness can lead to both their downfalls. It’s a cute lesson for kids, peppered with delightful cow puns throughout, as Star the cow and Stripe the bull find the food truck of their dreams and squabble over how best to decorate it and market their product. More than just about compromising — because that, alas, has become a lesson where ppl these days feel you should compromise with the monstrous in order to keep the peace — this book teaches kids to truly listen to their friends and partners, in order to find the best solution for everyone instead of just defensively insisting their way is the only way.

The color illustrations are absolutely adorable, with loads of visual puns that enhance the story. Both M. J. Offen and Ruth Bennett have a background in animation and it shows in the vibrancy of this picture book, with cute, quirky characters and a terrific attention to detail that makes this book as much of a treat for kids as it is for the adults in their lives. My ten year-old and the one eight year-old I could pin down to read this with me both greatly enjoyed the liveliness of this story and its pictures.

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Stars And Bones by Gareth L Powell

Take a bit of The Expanse, add a dash of Battlestar Galactica and a soupcon of Becky Chambers’ Wayfarers series, and you have the latest thrilling space opera from multi-British Science Fiction Association Award-winning author Gareth L Powell!

Eryn is a Navigator, one of the few people who are capable of linking with the shipminds that help guide humanity through the stars. After the forced evacuation of Earth, humankind exists on a flotilla of life-sustaining arks, forbidden from returning to Earth or, indeed, touching down on planets with sentient life until they can prove their cosmic maturity (i.e. that they won’t try to commit global genocide once more) to the benevolent “Angels” that watch over them. In the seventy-five or so years since exodus, adaptations have been made to living in the stars… tho not everyone embraces these changes or even accepts them with anything but great reluctance.

Ofc, neither Eryn nor her sister Shay are part of the naysayers, both embracing space and the now. Born on the arks to parents who likely would never have connected had they stayed in their respective social stratifications on Earth, both women have wanted to be Navigators for as long as they can remember. But after a planet-side expedition goes horribly wrong, Eryn finds herself searching for answers as to what actually happened to her sister down on the surface of Candidate-623. When she realizes that what they’ve found might finish the job of humanity’s mass extermination, no matter the intercession of the Angels, Eryn must embark on a desperate mission not only to save what’s left of her family, but of a nomadic humanity forced to fight once more for its survival.

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Miguel’s Community Garden by JaNay Brown-Wood & Samara Hardy

This smart, sweet book had all my kids crowding around to learn and argue about plants, fruits and vegetables! It definitely brightened up our dreary winter day, and I’m hoping it’ll help nurture a seed of interest in gardening come the spring!

Miguel’s Community Garden tells the tale of our eponymous young hero, who heads to his community garden to find some sunflowers to decorate the Community Garden Party. He knows what makes up a sunflower, but will he be able to identify them for the party? Or will he be sidetracked by all the other plants that share the sunflower’s characteristics but aren’t quite what he needs?

Perfect for beginning+ readers, this picture book uses valuable repetition to help strengthen existing vocabulary while also introducing yummy, and perhaps exotic, fruits and vegetables into their lexicons. My youngest child definitely gained a lot of practice with words that are just the right amount of challenge for him here, repeating the ones he knows and is still mastering while also learning useful new words and, I’m hoping, broadening his interest in plant life and gardening. My older kids actually ran over for the mulberry page to argue about grapes and berries: we’ve since agreed to make a special trip to the one mulberry tree we know when it fruits in the summer to find out more.

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Eggs From Red Hen Farm: Farm To Table With Mazes And Maps by Monica Wellington

I am just wildly in love with Monica Wellington’s American folk art style throughout the pages of this wonderfully interactive children’s book. It can sometimes be a struggle to get my younger kids to sit with me for the duration of an entire tome, but my youngest especially was thoroughly engaged by the clever art and fun mazes and search puzzles of this delightful picture book.

The story revolves around Red Hen Farm, run by Ruby and Ned, on a typical day. They collect eggs, then go about selling and delivering them, whether it be at the farmer’s market or in town. We follow Ruby in the farm’s little red truck as she drops off Ned at the market, then goes to the businesses that need her wares, before heading back to collect Ned and end the day on a pleasant surprise back at the farm with their animal friends, with a sweet gift from one of their clients.

The text of this engaging book meshes perfectly with the illustrations, as readers map Ruby’s journey and look for the different locations and routes. I had loads of fun matching the text to the pictures with my kids, and that’s even without appreciating the artwork as an adult lover of aesthetics. The maps and layouts are just astonishingly beautiful, with a predominant palette of orange and green, which combination has no business being as visually appealing as it is. Ms Wellington is truly gifted in both art and design.

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Please Miss: A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Penis by Grace E. Lavery

Well, that was certainly… something.

In all frankness, it felt very much like reading the screed of a 1980s British academic, who is quite erudite but also monomaniacal about a particular subject, in this case popular culture of primarily English extraction. Whether we’re reinterpreting Dickens through the (honestly valid) lens of pornography or skewering various obscure late 20th century BBC comedians, there is a lot to elicit the polite smile that betrays only the vaguest comprehension of what the writer is going on about. No wonder the book leads with chatter of Juggalos, the Little Shop Of Horrors and Mars Attacks before swerving hard into semi-famous Brits by way of Austin Powers: get the more recognizable bits out of the way first so that anyone who’s gotten this far is willing to just shrug and turn the pages for the sake of completion, no matter the perishingly narrow appeal of the subject matter near the end.

If I sound somewhat harsh, it’s likely because I still don’t understand the clown subplot, despite the chapter heading that promised to explain everything. Even more annoyingly, I was getting a distinctly Martin Amis vibe from the entire exercise, and if that’s your thing, then please, enjoy. It is not, alas, mine.

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