Long Chills And Case Dough by Brandon Sanderson

Given the way this year has been going, it seemed only fitting to (finally, belatedly) start my Year Of Sanderson with the last book released as part of his gargantuan Kickstarter. And let’s be honest, I likely won’t finish reading the other four books he sent out by the end of the calendar year. Fortunately, it’s pretty much always the Year Of Sanderson in my reading heart.

I also desperately needed a break from the psychological thrillers that have made up the vast majority of my work reading recently. This novelette was the perfect length to give me a tiny respite, especially since I stayed up late to devour Britney Spears’ memoir too last night — a full review of which will be forthcoming after Christmas. I did actually pause when I realized this story was also a mystery, tho, granted, in the hardboiled PI genre. But since my beloved Wax And Wayne series of this author’s is technically a Western, I figured I’d still be in for a transporting sci-fi treat.

And boy howdy was I.

Jack Derrins is a self-made anachronism. While the rest of the world is living firmly in the year 2151, Jack chooses to exist as if it’s still two hundred years earlier, running a private investigation agency and pining for the bad old days. His new secretary Alici is uninterested in his standing instructions for her to look pretty and stay helpless; truly it is a shock how he can never seem to keep an assistant for any significant length of time.

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Mya McLure, The Brave Science Girl: The Toad Cave by Douglas Haddad & Jennifer Ball-Cordero

Mya McLure is a young environmentalist who knows that making an impact requires efforts both personal and political. While she leads her classmates in petitioning local government to stop cutting down trees, she also finds herself faced with a much less public dilemma, as a large number of toads come to her home in search of shelter.

Enlisting the help of her classroom teacher Miss Russell, Mya learns how to build a habitat for the toads in the woods near her house. But misadventure befalls the two as they’re setting up the little toad cave that Mya has built to her teacher’s instructions. Will Mya be able to use her quick wit to help get Miss Russell out of trouble?

This was a very cute picture book that revolves around how humans can build welcoming habitats for toads via easy-to-make toad caves. It even has instructions in the back, if you want to try crafting one at home. Jennifer Ball-Cordero’s illustrations are especially charming, featuring a multicultural cast and surprisingly adorable amphibians. I do feel that there may have been a little bit of miscommunication on one page, where Miss Russell is running towards a cave that is clearly very different from the habitat she and Mya are building, but the target audience of second graders might not even notice that at all.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s by Truman Capote

Holly Golightly knew how to make an impression. That’s the first impression that Truman Capote wants his readers to come away with. Years after Capote’s unnamed first-person narrator last saw Holly, he drops everything to go see a bar owner who called him out of the blue after not being in contact for quite a long time. Holly is their one point of connection. “I took a taxi in a downpour of October rain, and on my way I even thought she might be there, that I would see Holly again.” (p. 10) But no, all that Joe Bell has is a photograph from Africa, dated 1956 — Breakfast at Tiffany’s was first published in 1958 — of a wood carving that is the spitting image of Holly. Apparently she made an impression in Africa, too.

Breakfast at Tiffany's by Truman Capote

That encounter with an image of her likeness leads the narrator to recount the days during World War II when he was new in New York and lived upstairs from Holly in a Manhattan brownstone that had been subdivided into rooms and apartments. Here is how he first saw her, one night well after midnight, when she had awakened several residents by ringing the bell:

I went out into the hall and leaned over the banister, just enough to see without being seen. She was still on the stairs, now she reached the landing, and the ragbag colours of her boy’s hair, tawny streaks, strands of albino-blond and yellow, caught the hall light. It was a warm evening, nearly summer, and she wore a slim cool black dress, black sandals, a pearl choker. For all her chic thinness, she had an almost breakfast-cereal air of health, a soap and lemon cleanness, a rough pink darkening in the cheeks. Her mouth was large, her nose upturned. A pair of dark glasses blotted out her eyes. It was a face beyond childhood, yet this side of belonging to a woman. I thought her anywhere between sixteen and thirty; as it turned out, she was shy two months of her nineteenth birthday. (p. 17)

Quite a lot to see whilst leaning over a banister in the wee hours of the night. And so Capote begins establishing the fantasy of Holly Golightly, whose escapades form the bulk of the story. The narrator and essentially all of the other men in the novella are fascinated with her, and Capote seems to delight in piling on the improbabilities as the story goes on. She is attractive, smart but also willing to play dumb or at least distracted, energetic, impulsive. She’s also perfectly willing to lead men on, and they are more than happy to play the part in hope of winning her favor, or at least standing higher in her esteem than the other men who have gathered round.

The individual scenes and anecdotes are generally funny, and the momentum is unstoppable, though by the end I thought that Capote was seeing how much his audience would put up with. Quite a bit, as the movie adaptation and the book’s continued popularity show. The Brazilian diplomat, the exchange of partners, the child bride, the Hollywood brush with stardom, the adorable old Mafia guy, the assembly of colonels and captains all invited to the same party. And she’s not yet nineteen! Reader, don’t think about this too hard, just have another cocktail and enjoy the antics.

There are three more stories in the book, one about prostitutes in Haiti, one about an escape from a prison farm, and one a piece of Christmastime Southern Gothic. The last is the most touching, especially its ending; all three are very mid-twentieth century writerly tales.

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The Eight Knights Of Hanukkah by Leslie Kimmelman & Galia Bernstein

This was a weird one for me. On the one hand, hurray for good deeds and celebrating Hanukkah! The titular Eight Knights of Hanukkah are the children of Lady Sadie, tasked with safeguarding the kingdom from a dragon named Dreadful who keeps interrupting everyone’s preparations for the big celebration. Her Ladyship tells her children to go forth and perform “deeds of awesome kindness and stupendous bravery.”

So, as Sir Isabella and Sir Rugelach hunt down the dragon, the other knights help out the villagers, especially in prepping and making all the delicious treats they’re planning to bring to the celebration. The exception is sweet Sir Henry, who chooses to stay home and clean and look after his mother — just as important a part of preparing for Hanukkah or any other celebration, IMO! Sir Isabella and Sir Rugelach are starting to get discouraged, however, having traversed the length and breadth of the kingdom in pursuit of Dreadful… until they finally come face to face with the terrifying dragon.

Ofc, all’s well that ends well, and everyone gets to enjoy a wonderful Hanukkah feast after sunset. The cast is charmingly multiracial, and all of the children are titled Sir, regardless of gender. Galia Bernstein’s illustrations are a delight, with expressive characters and action scenes that require almost no explanation.

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Arcade Kings: Volume 1 by Dylan Burnett

with colors by Walter Baiamonte and Sara Antonellini.

Woof, families, man. This collection of the first five colorful, violent issues of the Arcade Kings series follows Joe, a kid with a dragon fruit for a head, as he roams Infinity City, kicking ass both in arcade games and in honest-to-goodness street fighting. But he’s no mere juvenile delinquent: he’s actually looking for his younger brother, Ken. Their adoptive father Vic — or as he’s better known to the mostly worshipful masses of Infinity City, fighting and film star Victor McMax — waits patiently at home, sending out his minions to keep a watchful eye on Joe. But to what purpose, and for good or ill?

In a book that’s been compared to Invincible (which I have yet to read or watch, but which the osmotic properties of the Internet have already given me a decent idea of,) Vic’s obviously not doing this for entirely humanitarian reasons. As Joe searches for Ken, we learn more about their childhood and relationship to Vic, as well as about the state of Infinity City. Not everyone is grateful for the bread and circuses Vic provides, but no one can really look away from the spectacles he brings them.

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Confetti Realms by Nadia Shammas, Karnessa, Hackto Oshiro & Micah Meyers

This somehow slipped through the cracks for me at Halloween, but it’s a really tremendous read for the end of the year — or any time of year if you’re struggling with your emotions, and especially if you’re LGBTQ+, teenager or otherwise.

Confetti Realms starts in a diner on Halloween, with three high-school-age friends making plans for the evening. Marissa, Ty and Garrett have the somewhat half-baked idea of going to the cemetery later and trying to summon spirits. When Radwa, a former friend of Marissa’s, walks into the diner, things get a little awkward.

Garrett, being the quintessential teddy bear, invites Radwa to join them. It’s never made clear whether he doesn’t know about the drama between her and Marissa, or whether he’s just kinda oblivious and impulsively kind. Marissa isn’t Mean Girl enough to exclude her clearly lonely ex-friend, so they all wind up sneaking into the cemetery with booze. When uninvited guests show up, the foursome scatter, only to find themselves embarking — despite Marissa’s very valid, very cogent protests otherwise — on an extraordinary, fantastical, grotesque journey that will have them all questioning their own assumptions and desires.

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Hershel And The Hanukkah Goblins by Eric A. Kimmel & Trina Schart Hyman

Doug and his kid thoroughly enjoyed this book but I genuinely did not expect to fall in love with it as hard as I did.

Hershel and the Hanukkah Goblins by Eric KimmelIt’s a cold, snowy evening when Hershel of Ostropol walks into a village where he was expecting a warm reception on the first night of Hanukkah, with lights, latkes and merriment. Instead, he’s greeted by darkness and silence, tho the villagers come out readily enough to meet him. Turns out that goblins have been plaguing the town, and have been getting extra feisty with the villagers over what should be a festive season. The monsters have been blowing out candles, breaking dreidels and generally making everyone’s lives miserable. The only way to get rid of them is for someone to spend eight nights in the old synagogue on the hill, lighting the Hanukkah candles on each night. On the very last evening, the King Of Goblins must light the candles himself: only then will the goblin’s power over the village be broken.

Hershel is brave, quick-witted and resourceful, so he agrees to give it a go. The villagers provision him with food and candles but honestly don’t expect to see him ever again. Hershel himself, ofc, has every intention of outwitting the goblins and making it out, not only alive but with the freedom of the village secured. But as the nights pass and the goblins get progressively more frightening, will Hershel be able to achieve any of these aims?

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The Story Of Hanukkah by David A. Adler & Jill Weber

Happy Hanukkah to all who celebrate! I am so pleased to have a whole slew of Hanukkah-themed books to review for the week, tho I gotta say that it is sometimes really weird talking about books centered on religion when you’re as quasi-religious as I am.

I decided to start this slate with the most directly-themed of the books I received. The Story Of Hanukkah is an easily accessible way for young kids to understand the origins of the holiday. It skips over dates but gets oddly specific with places, as it talks about how Jewish people in Jerusalem used to pray at the beautiful Temple that housed an ever burning light known as the ner tamid. After the Greek ruler Antiochus IV ascended the throne, he outlawed important aspects of Judaism. Mattathias, an old priest, led a revolt against Antiochus IV, hiding in the hills and performing guerilla tactics against the invading army. His son Judah HaMakabi succeeded him, and their followers became known as Maccabees.

After finally defeating the Greeks, the Maccabees returned to Jerusalem to find their Temple defiled. While they cleaned and rededicated the premises, they worried that there was only one small jar of consecrated oil left for the ner tamid. It would only last for one day… but a miracle allowed the lamp fueled by this jar to continue burning for seven, after which newly pressed oil was available to keep the light burning.

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Digital Lizards of Doom — Level 1: Dizzy Doom by Gabriel Valentin & Ernie Najera

with layout and exquisite colors by Margo Prodan.

This was a super intriguing book visually, feeling very much like a mashup of graphic novel, video game and instant messaging, which was the format most of the dialog was presented in. Pages of message boxes face gorgeous full-page panels that illustrate the story with an almost 70s rock band poster-like feel. This is less surprising when you learn that the Digital Lizards Of Doom originally started as Gabriel Valentin’s musical project, before expanding into both a graphic novel series and, in a turn of branding that will absolutely make sense to any geekdom con-goer, a beer.

The story itself is very much the first chapter in an ongoing mystery. We begin with an enigmatic, self-confessed supervillain named Pineapple Pete telling us that he’s trapped a bunch of heroes in a video game. Only they don’t know that they’re in a game, and we the readers are meant to choose our characters and “play” them through. Trouble is, someone else also seems to be messing with the game, and Pineapple Pete wants our help figuring out who.

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Every Other Weekend: Coming of Age With Two Different Dads by Anthony Mohr (EXCERPT)

Hi readers! Here we have a different kind of autobiography, as an author chronicles what it felt like to grow up with two very different men, switching between father and stepfather every weekend.

As his credit card industry pioneer stepfather’s career rises and his well-known radio actor biological father’s eases downward, author Anthony J. Mohr tries to find his place. One weekend he’s sailing on his stepfather’s fifty-eight-foot catamaran; the next, his Swedish stepmother tells him that they’re poor. Coming of age in a time when divorce is rare and viewed as shocking, Anthony lives at the edges of what others regard as a dream world, a place where reality and fantasy blend, maps lead to the homes of the stars, and obstacles abound.

Read on for an illuminating excerpt!

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Gerald Mohr—father. Stanley Dashew—stepfather. I still compare those two powers, the actor and the businessman, whose lives intersected across one woman and her son: my mother and me. From their respective remarriages in 1958 through Gerald’s early death in 1968, they never lived more than a few miles apart, which made it easy for me to see them, but not easy to choose between them.

My father played private eye Philip Marlowe on the radio and enjoyed playing villains on the screen, but he struggled to pay the bills. My stepfather spent over a year cruising the Caribbean and helped introduce credit cards to the world, which earned him mention in a book titled You Only Have to Get Rich Once.

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