Aug 01 2024

The Creepy Cute Sticker Book by Gaynor Carradice

I used to be a bit of a goth chick in my younger days (I know, WHAT a shocker.) That said, this was back when I was living in Malaysia, so finding the full accoutrements of goth was a challenge for someone with as little spending money as myself. Fortunately, my love of dark clothes and make-up transitioned easily into my Trinity from The Matrix phase, before I finally gave in and learned to fully embrace color.

But oh, wow, was that period of time brought back to me in a rush when The Creepy Cute Sticker Book landed on my desk! As I’ve gotten older, I’ve gravitated more towards jewel tones and pink in any shade, as if reclaiming my ability to wear any color (because ofc I am one of those annoying people who can wear any color well.) I’ve never really embraced a “cute” aesthetic — if anything, I spent years avoiding the word because I had one of those faces people called cute because I wasn’t quite pretty, never mind beautiful. As I’ve grown older tho, my face has worn in nicely, and I no longer feel compelled to distance myself from the kawaii. It also helps that I have three pre-teen kids and am 100% susceptible to anything cute right now, as they leave the adorableness of childhood behind and begin entering the awkward stages of adolescence. They’re still pretty sweet, but not as overwhelmingly as they used to be, so I am definitely craving a little more cuteness to fill that void in my life, without giving in entirely to the mawkish and saccharine.

Enter this sticker book! With over 500 relatively durable stickers of various sizes, this is decorative cuteness with an edge. There are plenty of fangs, eyeballs and bones in this assortment of monstrosities, from traditional ghosts and skeletons to monstrous adaptations of everyday items. The twist, ofc, is that even the most malevolent expression is accompanied by a healthy dose of adorableness, making this very much a collection of cute items with a creepy twist rather than the other way around.

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Jul 31 2024

A Job For Penelope by Melanie Mikecz

I read a fantastic tweet recently which essentially said that getting a job you love does not mean, as the old saw says, never having to work a day in your life, but that you will in fact do far too much work, which is genuinely my plight right now. So when I picked up this picture book about an adorable little dog called Penelope who feels left out because everyone else in her family has a job, I immediately thought, “No, Penelope, don’t do it! Don’t let capitalism trick you into finding self-worth only through what the system deems valuable!”

Because let me tell you, being a loving dog to your family should be more than value enough. Offering comfort and joy in constant companionship with your loved ones is an underrated responsibility. Intangible contributions to a social unit have just as much value as fiscal ones, I promise you.

And, generously, one could argue that Penelope’s desire in this book to find a job comes less from wanting to feel like she needs to justify herself to her family, and more from a desire to give herself purpose by doing something that gives back to the community. I get that: I was the weirdo kid who set myself schoolwork back in the gap between private school and boarding school, because I didn’t know how else to quantify my journey as a constant learner. I just don’t want little kids to read this and think, “oh, do I need a job in order to matter? Am I just a burden otherwise?” as some other popular children’s media may imply. Work comes in many forms and rest is important, especially in a present-day where the gig economy ensures that so many of us are overwhelmed and underpaid.

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Jul 30 2024

Daughters Of Chaos by Jen Fawkes

Oh dear. This book starts out so promisingly, as a woman on her deathbed makes her lover swear to speak with the daughters the latter gave up for adoption. A grief-stricken Sylvie Swift has no idea how to approach the two girls she gave up as babies, so decides to write them a series of letters instead, chronicling her own history and the events that led her to flee Kentucky for Tennessee before settling down with her lover in California.

Sylvie’s own mother died shortly after giving birth to her and her twin brother Silas. Their older sister Marina helps raise them, as their father Horatio has never been the most practical man. After the twins turn fourteen, Marina abruptly leaves for Nashville. Horatio is devastated, refusing to speak of her. Following his death, the twins grow more distant from one another. With the Civil War breaking out, Silas decides to enlist with the Confederacy while Sylvie chooses to follow Marina to Nashville from their Kentucky home.

Nashville has recently been captured by the United States government. The few clues Sylvie has as to where Marina might be now lead her to a high end brothel called the Land Of Sirens. The denizens take her in, encouraging her work in translating Apocrypha, the alleged final work of Aristophanes, from French to English. As she begins to learn more about her own roots, she’s recruited by a United States colonel to infiltrate the charitable Ladies’ Aid Society, which he suspects of sabotaging Union forces to provide for the Confederacy. But the more time she spends with the charity, and especially with the beautiful Hannah Holcombe, the more she becomes entangled in the machinations of the Cult of Chaos, an ancient society of women who believe that overthrowing the violent rule of men is the only way to save the world.

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Jul 29 2024

Jackson’s Wilder Adventures, Vol. 1: Habits & Habitats by Sarah Davidson

Jackson Wilder is an adorable little boy who lives with his dad and his beloved stuffed thylacine doll, Irwin. In the manner of all imaginative kids with a constant stuffie companion, Irwin often takes on a life of his own in Jackson’s imagination, as Sarah Davidson depicts in a way that will definitely bring up positive comparisons to Bill Watterson’s seminal Calvin & Hobbes series.

The main difference between the two comics, however, is the focus here on animal facts, biological and ecological. Stringently fact-checked by wildlife ecologist Kelly I Zimmerman, this book puts a delightful educational spin on the everyday comedy of an imaginative young kid’s life, with Irwin being Jackson’s guide to all the different animals of the world.

And there are a lot of animals under discussion here, precipitated first by Jackson refusing to eat the suspicious-looking mystery casserole his dad whips up for dinner. Irwin, ofc, has no problem downing a portion, then cheerfully shows Jackson all the much grosser things animals around the world routinely feast on. The friends travel from the Faroe Islands to Puerto Rico to Nebraska, before Jackson finally agrees to come home and try the mystery casserole.

Their next adventure flows seamlessly from this one, as Jackson deals with the stresses of moving to a different home. Irwin once more comes to the rescue, taking Jackson on a trip first to the African savannah, then to the Pantanal and finally to the North Pole, all environments where animals are being forced to move into shrinking spaces under far worse circumstances than Jackson is. This part of the book admittedly feels a bit more like a “children starving in Africa” admonishment than, ironically, the first part, but it’s still a very effective look at and way to sympathize with animals whose habitats are being seriously encroached upon by human choices.

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Jul 28 2024

Mammoths at the Gates by Nghi Vo

In the first two novellas of Nghi Vo’s Singing Hills series — The Empress of Salt and Fortune, and When the Tiger Came Down from the Mountain — violent conflict is kept at a distance, and much of the tension in the stories arises from the question of whether it can continue to be kept from erupting. In the first, the violence is in the past, in the stories that the old woman from Scarlet Lake tells, but the things that she reveals mean that the situation is much more dangerous than it first appeared. In the second, the titular tiger and her sisters would very much like to eat Cleric Chih, and the question is whether they can be held off, not by main force, but by wit and the power of stories. (I haven’t read the third, Into the Riverlands.)

Mammoths At The Gates by Nghi Vo

And so it proves in Mammoths at the Gates. Cleric Chih returns from their wanderings to find the abbey at Singing Hills much changed. For starters, it’s nearly empty. Chih soon learns that royal engineers drained a nearby lake, leaving a town uncovered for the first time in about three hundred years (p. 26), so the abbey’s clerics have gone to learn as much as they can before the engineers decide to refill the lake. Cleric Thien, a venerable and much respected teacher to Chih and many others in the abbey, died about three weeks before Chih’s return but has not yet been interred. Ru, one of Chih’s oldest friends, has been made acting Divine, in charge of the abbey while the more senior clerics are away at the lake site.

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Jul 27 2024

Hugo Awards 2024: General and Some Novellas

This is the fifth year that I have been a reader and a voter for the Hugo Award, a practice I began when I fulfilled a long-time dream and attended a World Science Fiction Convention. Finances and geography, among other things, have conspired to keep me away in the years since, but maybe I will manage another one this decade. I have been aware of the Hugos since I started reading science fiction at an early and wonderfully impressionable age, and it’s always a thrill to be part of rewarding quality work, honoring the year’s best work in a community that I have cared about longer than I have had words to express such a thing.

The logo of the Glasgow 2024 Worldcon

I think that’s why last year’s wounding of the awards by trusted insiders hurt so badly. The Hugos are a community trust, and people who had been deeply involved for years, who were thought to be reliable and fair holders of that trust, turned out not to be, and there was apparently no recourse. I hope that during this year’s ceremonies on August 11, the Glasgow convention will find some way to acknowledge the harm done. (I suspect that they will take the insider view that each convention is separate; I think this looks rather different from the outside.)

This year’s awards have already been marked by a clumsy attempt to cast fraudulent votes. It’s good that the team caught the attempted fraud, but the fact that bad actors could send in 10% of the total vote is a sign that the Hugos continue to be vulnerable along several axes. It’s also long past time for Worldcon committees to find a way to have an outside auditor vouch for the integrity of the whole award process.

One of the best parts of being part of the Hugo process is the readers’ packet. This is a collection of samples of the work of almost every Hugo finalist, and its availability to every voter is an example of the generosity of publishers, the hard work of finalists, and the dedication of the volunteer staffers who put it together quickly and ensure its accessibility. How do voters make reasonably informed picks for the 18 categories and two not-a-Hugo awards? They lean heavily on the readers’ packet that includes samples of artists’ work, statements by editors about what they worked on and how they practice their craft, access to games, and written work ranging from excerpts to full novels. This year’s packet also included a complete feature-length movie, access to lengthy written series, and whole collections of graphic works. The packet is a trove of delight, and a testimony to the regard that publishers and producers have for the Hugo Award and its voters.

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Jul 26 2024

Tantalizing Tales — July 2024 — Part Two

Hello, readers! It’s the last Friday of July (howwwwwwww?!) so here’s my roundup of amazing books that just published these last two weeks that I haven’t had the time to read yet but really really want to!

First up, we have a literary mystery debut from a librarian with a PhD in funeral studies. Ruby Todd’s Bright Objects is the tale of Sylvia Knight, a young Australian widow who is losing hope that the person who killed her husband will ever face justice. Since the night of the hit-and-run that claimed his life, her world has been shrouded in hazy darkness—until she meets Theo St. John, the discoverer of a rare comet soon to be visible to the naked eye.

As the comet begins to brighten, Sylvia wonders what the event might signify. She is soon drawn into the orbit of local mystic Joseph Evans, who believes that the comet’s arrival is nothing short of a divine message. Finding herself caught between two conflicting perspectives on this celestial phenomenon, she struggles to define for herself where reality lies. As the comet grows in the sky, her town slowly descends further and further into a fervor over its impending apex, as Sylvia’s quest to uncover her husband’s killer pushes her and those around her to the furthest reaches of their very lives.

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Jul 25 2024

The Düngeonmeister Random Monster Generator: A Mix-and-Match RPG Flipbook by Jef Aldrich & Jon Taylor

I love getting all the Dungeonmeister game aids: they’re always a super fun and creative way to throw my Dungeons & Dragons players a curveball to help keep things fresh!

This random monster generator was no different. It’s based on a very cool flipbook concept, where the bulk of the book after the first 25 pages or so is monsters divided into three sections per page: head, torso and legs. As with other identikits, you can mix and match to create the monster of your dreams, tho it’s also helpful that each page on its own has a perfectly cromulent monster that makes sense cohesively both in theme/biology and in artistic depiction. Honestly, mad props to artist Sara Richard for creating fifty monsters that flow so seamlessly together in form, even when some of the mixed-up concepts are weird as heck.

Before testing this book out on my playgroup, I had to give it a good read, ofc. The pre-introduction is laced with Jef Aldrich & Jon Taylor’s trademark humor, with a tongue-in-cheek series of business statements from Chimera Labs. The authors then explain the different ways you can use the book to whip up some real monstrosities (or not: more on this specific topic shortly,) with each segment providing two of the main stats in D&D, as well as all the other details you need to fill out your monster’s stat block. You can either build randomly as the title suggests, or make conscious choices to fit together a killing machine. Whichever path you choose, this book not only provides inspiration but also excellent advice on how to polish your monster for game time and drop it into the goings on.

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Jul 24 2024

Afro Unicorn: The Land of Afronia, Vol. 1 by April Showers & Ronaldo Barata

Interestingly, it says “text by Terrance Crawford” in the credits as well, and I’m not sure exactly what that means. Credit where it’s due, tho?

So this is a cute story that champions black representation in children’s fantasy, particularly of the cute anthropomorphic fantastic beast variety. Afronia is a magical land in the stars populated by Afro Unicorns, mermaids, fairies and other assorted friends. Long ago, three crowns appeared that the Superiors, a cadre of wise older unicorns, used to channel their magic in order to make the planet glow with color and joy. In exchange, all the Afro Unicorns have vowed to be kind and to stay true to themselves, in addition to believing in the magic that sustains them.

Unicorn besties Unique and Divine are thrilled that they’re finally old enough to attend the annual Festival Of Crowns, where they’ll finally learn what their own superpowers are. Trouble is, they have to figure out where to find the festival. Superior Majestic is little help, tho she does inform them that one of the three original crowns has gone missing. The best friends decide that they might as well keep an eye open for the crown since they’re already looking for the festival. Little do they know that their search will lead them right to the doorstep of Madame Imperious, a former Superior who wants to turn Afronia into a dictatorship, led by herself ofc. Will they be able to recover the crown and make it to the festival, with the help of their friends?

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Jul 23 2024

Echoes Of Memory by Sara Driscoll (EXCERPT)

Hi, readers! This week, we have a terrific excerpt from a new standalone thriller, Echoes Of Memory by Sara Driscoll.

After surviving a terrible attack, Quinn Fleming has recovered in every way but one—her ability to retain new memories. Now, months later, it appears to the outside world as if the San Diego florist’s life is back to normal. But Quinn is barely holding on, relying on a notebook she carries with her at all times, a record of her entire existence since the assault. So when she witnesses a murder in the shadowy alley behind the florist shop, Quinn immediately writes down every terrifying detail of the incident before her amnesia wipes it away.

By the time the police arrive, there’s no body, no crime scene and no clues. The killing seems as erased from reality as it is from Quinn’s mind… until the flashbacks begin. Suddenly, fragments of memories are surfacing—mere glimpses of that horrible night, but enough to convince Quinn that somewhere, locked in her subconscious, is the key to solving the case… and she’s not the only one who knows. Somebody else has realized Quinn is a threat that needs to be eliminated. Now, with her life on the line and only her notes to guide her, Quinn sets out to find a killer she doesn’t remember but can’t forget.

Read on for an illuminating excerpt that perfectly depicts Quinn’s struggle!

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