Feb 13 2026

Tantalizing Tales — February 2026 — Part Two

Happy Friday the 13th, friends! I finally drove myself into the city for the first time since getting sick almost a month ago and it was Not Pleasant. But at least I have a bunch of more than pleasant books to look forward to reading soon, beginning with Fergus Craig’s delightfully titled I’m Not The Only Murderer In My Retirement Home.

Carol is anticipating a cozy, relaxing retirement in the luxury of the posh Sheldon Oaks community. Decades in a cramped prison cell were not, after all, the most conducive to pursuing her non-murderous hobbies. If she can keep her past criminal record as a serial killer quiet, maybe she’ll even be able to make a few friends with whom to see out the rest of her golden years in happy anonymity.

That dream unfortunately dies after a fellow resident, who just happens to have once been a police commissioner, is found dead from unnatural causes. Turns out that he wasn’t the only retired member of law enforcement or the judicial system to live at Sheldon Oaks either, as Carol soon learns to her consternation. Worse, the truth of her own past comes out, making for some very awkward Bingo sessions with her new-found friends. Suspicion for the murder quickly falls on Carol, who’ll have to resort to everything short of killing again to prove her innocence, and to find and catch who really dunnit.

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Feb 12 2026

Maysoon Zayid, The Girl Who Can Can by Seema Yasmin & Noha Habaieb

As someone who enjoys but doesn’t follow much comedy (a lot of my favorites come from random clips passing through my Instagram,) I honestly don’t remember how I first became aware of groundbreaking comedian Maysoon Zayid. I do remember her inspirational TED Talk tho, which this book expands upon in a format more suitable for young readers.

(And yes, I know I said I’d spend the week discussing Middle Grade books. This biography is definitely still that, if a little on the younger end.)

Maysoon was born in New Jersey to Palestinian American parents. During her delivery, the doctor failed to extract her from the birth canal in time, leading to her brain not getting the oxygen she needed. She thus grew up with cerebral palsy, an unfortunately widespread disability that manifests in all sorts of ways, both physically and mentally.

After Maysoon was born, the doctors didn’t believe she’d even be able to walk. But her father would hold her up, placing her feet on his feet, and taught her, using the mantra, “Yes, you can can.” With this kind of start, how could Maysoon not grow up with a firm belief in herself? Her parents’ support was unwavering, even threatening to sue the public school her three older sisters attended when it tried to rebuff her enrollment (which was another reminder how lucky I am that I live in a county with copious student services.)

And so Maysoon never even thought that her desire to grow up to be an entertainer was out of her reach. When physical therapy turned out to be too expensive, her parents pragmatically enrolled her in dance classes instead. Maysoon began to learn some hard lessons then, not about her own limitations but about the way other people viewed her and her disability. While she worked hard to gain the technical proficiencies required to hone her abilities, even getting her acting degree from Arizona State University, she ran into the obstacle of other people constantly pre-judging her, as the cerebral palsy makes her shake and occasionally slur her words. Despite making strides in her acting career, it was only when she turned to stand-up comedy that she really began to shine.

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Feb 11 2026

Serendipity by Gabbie Benda

Hahahahaha, I’m in this book and I don’t know if I like it.

Look, I know I do too much. The fact that I’m taking so long to recover from the flu rn has given me plenty of time to reflect on what I usually spend my days doing (a lot, tho it honestly doesn’t feel like it to me when I’m healthy and going full tilt.) In many ways, I currently feel very much like the title character of this book, as her usual good luck falters and she has to figure out how to cope with her overscheduled life.

Serendipity is a middle school star. She’s class president, captain of the basketball team, and has the leading role in the school play. Her grades are effortless, and she’s the kind of person who routinely wins radio station phone-in contests. She’s undoubtedly lucky.

When she has an adverse run-in with a fortune-telling machine at the carnival one evening, she tries not to think too much of it. But she wakes up the next morning with the very first bad hair day of her life. She gets a B+ on a test instead of her usual A. Her lines just aren’t coming to her as Lady MacBecky, her rival for student body reelection is making significant gains, and she hurts herself during basketball practice.

Her best friend Basil suggests that maybe she take a step back and reevaluate her bursting at the seams schedule. As all overachievers do, Serendipity immediately panics and doubles down on her efforts instead. Maybe she just needs a little shot of witchcraft to help fix her luck? What lengths will Serendipity go to in order to get her life back on track?

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Feb 10 2026

Europa by James Ponti

This seventh installment in the terrific City Spies series finds our family of young secret agents (and their adult handlers) getting used to their new living quarters in London. Now that Le Fantome, the head of the terrorist group known as UMBRA, is in an English prison, the kids are focusing on their academics, both in regular schoolwork and in the on-going business of espionage.

But right as they’re finishing up their first lesson in spycraft history and techniques with the high-ranking agent they call Tru, they learn of a mysterious series of messages originating from Le Fantome himself. MI5 is on high alert, but the kids swiftly realize that the supervillain’s coded threats involve the city of Paris rather than anything within British borders. As covert agents under the umbrella of MI6, this means that the kids get to go on the ground in France, to the city that their eldest agent and de facto leader calls home.

Alas, things go sideways in what the City Spies soon learn is only the opening salvo in Le Fantome’s wicked plans. But of even greater concern to the kids and to the adults on their team is the fact that Le Fantome’s coded instructions keep referring to the former MI6 agent they all know as Clementine, who had gone deep cover to eventually rise to the position of one of his most trusted lieutenants in UMBRA. It’s taken years to bring her back in from the cold — years in which her loyalty had been severely doubted — and she’s in hiding now as a civilian. Le Fantome’s messages, however, hint that she’s anything but. The City Spies are torn as to her loyalties, even as they race to decrypt and stop UMBRA’s latest plans at sowing terror throughout Europe.

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Feb 09 2026

Dante N Ferno Is NOT A Loser by Brian Gordon

It’s my birthday week so I’m going to treat myself by focusing on recently published Middle Grade books this week instead of going for a wide variety of genres, as I usually do. MG is one of my favorite categories because the authors uniformly care about being entertaining and emotionally engaging — and often educational — when writing to their target market.

So let’s kick things off with a very cute series debut. If you’ve ever read the Diary Of A Wimpy Kid books and wished there was a little more fantasy involved, then this is definitely the book for you!

This illustrated Middle Grade novel revolves around a kid named Dante, who’s been the biggest, well, loser in his town of Brimstone ever since an embarrassing incident with teddy bear underpants. But now that he’s starting high school, he has a plan for becoming the coolest kid around. It helps that the student body at Purg High School will consist of both other little devils from Brimstone as well as kids from the neighboring town of Blisshaven. Surely, he’ll be able to reinvent himself here, with the help of his four-step, foolproof popularity plan.

Ofc, nothing goes as he expects, but it’s fun for the reader to follow along as Dante learns how to navigate a new school and new challenges. Readers familiar with classic literature will see and appreciate the many allusions to Dante Alleghieri’s The Divine Comedy, especially the appearances by Virgil and Beatrice. I personally enjoyed the jokes built into the teachers’ names and, as a comic book and trivia nerd, absolutely loved the final chapter.

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Feb 06 2026

Tantalizing Tales — February 2026 — Part One

I can’t believe it’s the first week of February already, dear readers, especially since I’ve been a shut-in with one illness or another for these past three weeks. I’ve managed to leave the house exactly once — for much-needed specialty groceries — but haven’t ventured any farther than my yard otherwise, as I’ve only felt healthy for exactly two out of these last twenty-one days.

Hopefully, your year has been going much better than mine so far! I console myself with the thought that at least I have so many wonderful books to lose myself in, including our first selection this week, Andrea Tang’s upcoming sapphic enemies-to-lovers romantasy, To The Death.

Eighteen year-old Samantha Chan lives in a world where magic is a thing of the past, used mostly for show nowadays in highly regulated duels. But after her older brother got caught up in illegal dueling and died at the hands of the legendary Mateus Blackwood, Sam has thrown herself into learning and mastering the ancient art herself. Under the tutelage of (legitimate) dueling champion Lysander Rook, she quietly plots her revenge against the man who killed her brother.

Up-and-coming duelist Tamsin Blackwood is desperate to get out from under the shadow of her father and coach Mateus. Receiving a challenge from the undefeated Lysander and his assistant Sam seems like the perfect way for her to finally make a name for herself. Neither she nor Sam is prepared for the friendship, and more, that spring up between them, however. Sam has no intention of letting Tamsin in on her plans for vengeance, but will her feelings get in the way as her machinations bear down to their deadly conclusion?

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Feb 05 2026

The Hunted by Steven Max Russo (EXCERPT)

Steven Max Russo is back with another action-packed examination of the repercussions of war and the moral choices we need to make, both in theater and in the aftermath.

Ophelia Harris is a former CIA analyst who joined up with a private security firm, Grendel, in Afghanistan. After an investigation into an insurgent money laundering op went awry, everyone on her team died. Ophelia, however, escaped with both her life and two suitcases full of cash.

Now she’s on the run. Her boss Gerhard Mueller knows that a traitor set up the ambush that killed her team. He’s determined to find and catch Harris, and he’s just as determined to see her dead.

Austin Medford is a former Army ranger who had a memorable interaction with a beautiful blonde while out in the sands of Afghanistan. He’s surprised to cross paths with her again in, of all places, an airport bar in New Jersey. Soon, Medford and Harris are on the run from ruthless forces trying to remove them from the board of a game that spans continents and years.

Read on for an excerpt from the book’s prologue, where questionable choices are made before Mr Russo plunges us headlong into the action.

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Feb 04 2026

Thrillers! Three Upcoming Teen Thrillerrrrs!

I recently got to read three really fun teen thrillers that will be released in the coming months! Most Likely to Murder by Lish McBride is coming out in March from Penguin. They Want Us Dead by CL Montblanc is coming out from St. Martin’s Press in May, and in July, we get No One Leaves the Manor by Kelly McWilliams from Little, Brown.

With each of these books, the author was new to me, and I enjoyed them all so much I’ve sought out other stuff by the authors since. They all offer fast-paced, enjoyable ensemble casts with a progressive perspective. And they all put teens in deadly peril.

Most Likely to Murder presents a contemporary high school setting where our two protagonists are best friends known for playing pranks. People start getting murdered in ways that seem connected to a prank version of their yearbook, so Rick and Martina come under some suspicion, but also, as it turns out, are being targeted themselves. Rick is really just trying to get by, helping his single mom with money troubles and taking care of his little sister. His best friend Martina’s big family considers him one of their own. They both have crushes on cute girls.

This is a town where teens get horribly murdered, sure, but it is also a town where the students of color don’t receive any specific racist bullying, and it doesn’t seem like anyone’s sexuality is socially problematic, either. I also appreciate that our protagonists get along well with their parents, who are good people who support their kids. A relief for me, someone who read teen books as a 90s teen.

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Feb 03 2026

Detox Doodles by Joy Chew

I’m a doomscroller. In this environment, who can afford not to be? But I do have a carefully curated feed that helps me know when I’ve come to the end of my Instagram and, especially, BlueSky time so I can go do other productive things once I’ve thoroughly acquainted myself with what fresh horrors this administration keeps churning out daily.

But if you need a little something to help get you off your phone and into a more productive habit, then you should definitely check out Joy Chew’s terrific new art book, crowdfunding on Kickstarter now!

Back in 2025, lawyer-turned-artist Joy decided to challenge herself to put down her phone in favor of spending time with her sketchbook instead. She would sketch at least one page of animals per day, to help her get into a calm, creative mindset free from the noise and brainrot of social media. This book is the result, a chronicle both of her artistic journey and of the animals she would eventually decide to focus on depicting.

At first, she’d just draw whichever creatures came to mind, but as her mindfulness journey continued, she began to focus on individual species every day, capturing her subjects in different poses and phases of motion, and adding her own brief comments. She’d work each animal page in a single color, allowing her to focus more on the act of drawing rather than verisimilitude. Most of all, her art practice helped her find serenity while appreciating the marvels of nature.

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Feb 02 2026

The Aftermyth by Tracy Wolff

Y’all, as soon as I finished this book, I was all Adam Driver Saying More gif. I’m actually kinda mad that I’m going to have to wait who knows how long before I get to read the next book in this series. Tracy Wolff has written something so fresh from what can often feel like a been there, done that premise. If you love retellings of myths at all, then you HAVE to check out this novel.

The Aftermyth opens with Penelope Weaver and her twin brother Paris being driven by their parents to Anaximander’s Academy, the legendary boarding school where they’ll soon start the rest of their academic lives. Penelope is super excited and super prepared. Everyone in her family went to Athena House, with the goddess of wisdom herself as their patron, so she’s lived her entire life striving to be the perfect Athena Girl.

Things start going wrong almost from the beginning. Crossing the bridge to campus is an unexpected ordeal, and walking into the opening assembly late and bedraggled is hardly the impression Penelope wanted to make. Everything goes completely sideways though when Penelope isn’t assigned to Athena House, with its smart, striving rule-followers. Instead she’s sent to live in the campus’ party house, presided over by another deity, with students who are mostly there for a good time.

Penelope knows that there must be some mistake. Maybe if she works hard enough, she can impress the goddess Athena and be transferred into the house where she really belongs, where Paris already is. But the muse who’s been assigned to her seems to have no idea how to be helpful, and the list of Twelve Labors Penelope is meant to complete over the course of her studies is frustratingly vague. And that’s all before it starts becoming clear that one of the gods might actually have it out for her.

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